Danny Tanner pays his babysitters $1.50 an hour. This reminds me of when I was in Girl Scouts and took a child care/ CPR class to earn a badge. We started talking about what a reasonable amount was to ask for when babysitting and the general consensus among us 12 year olds was $5.00 except that one girl said she only charges a quarter. If only Danny had known about her. Might I remind you that he has three children?
The Lifetime Movie Network is awesome. It is the guilty pleasure to end all others. First, I watched Six jump off a building in order to get her sorority sisters to like her better (didn't really think that one through, did she?) while a teenage Hilary Swank cried about it for 5 seconds and then started making out with Zach to "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover". Next up is "What Kind of Mother Are You?" No, it's not a hilarious new game show. It's the lady from "thirtysomething" trying to get the kid from "Beethoven" out of jail. This channel cannot make a movie without the help of some child star, which makes it all the more entertaining, though I thought that Carol Seaver practically ran this network and there's no sign of her so far.
All in all, a productive day.