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Friday, August 12, 2011

Warning: There's Poop In Here

For real, don't say I didn't warn you.  My parents came in town last weekend and my dad had previously sent us a bunch of OU gear that I guess we were supposed to dress Miles in.  As if that ever happened.  But, to be nice, we decided to put Miles in one of the stupid onesies he sent us.  The second we buttoned him up, he started to cry.  We should have taken it off right then, but we are such sweet people that we left it on for my dad.  

But why do I have to wear it???  I hate it!

Let me share with the world now: this kid poops once a week.  At first it concerned me, then I was told that many breastfed babies don't poop often, some only go once every two weeks.  So I just decided to enjoy it.  Then we put this onesie on him and in an act of total defiance, Miles pooped.  Not only did he poop, but he pooped BURNT ORANGE.
  (I decided to spare you the bulk of the poop and just let you enjoy a wipe covered in poop.)

Do you even understand what I am saying to you?  We put him in OU gear and he poops burnt orange all over it?!?   We are seriously raising one smart child.  By the way, at the end of the day when we took the onesie off of him, he'd gotten a rash from wearing it.  Truth.   

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